If You Don't Know That, You Don't Know Anything

Dogs are killers and American Football is a band


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Illustrations by Anneli Rufus

"Dogs are killers. If you don't know that, you don't know anything."

—A caller complaining about dog painting on The East Bay Monthly's October cover.

 

"Do you like American Football?"

"Uh, I don't really follow it that much any more."

"No, I mean the band."

—Barista to patron at Modern Coffee

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